Week 3

Here's the latest and greatest numbers. Bingin' is kicking some booty! Someone needs to find out that girl's weakness and exploit it! Monday was the last day to join the contest. Our total numbers are $1250 for the girls and $500 for the guys. Hopefully everyone will see there money again!

Ladies: bingin'	6.05%
ringbyspring	0.00%
High Five	0.00%
Squishy	1.79%
Lose the Caboose	3.04%
Motivated Mama	2.60%
skinny kate	0.50%
Pavement Princess	3.33%
Krusty	1.12%
yellow polka dot bikini	1.08%
Waisted Away	0.00%
Dimples	1.76%
Bra Fat	2.10%
#youdecide2012	2.10%
Flabulous	2.07%
highbunz	2.00%
Thunder Thighs	1.00%
Honey Badger	3.84%
Waddlerump	2.28%
20byCruise	0.00%
2legit2quit	n/a
Sugar Baby	0.37%
Mrs. Scarlet	1.09%
McBooty	3.85%
Hollowette	1.23%
Fellas:
Sucka Punch	0.00%
Mizenheimer	1.66%
Cheetoh Fingers	0.00%
Chunky Monkey	n/a
185yo	1.50%
Blubber Belly	2.40%
N8	0.90%
PY...T	0.00%
Flaco Guzman	1.15%
Ranger	2.84%

Week 2

Again, if your number is red, you gained...SUCKY! You will do better this week. I know it! If you have an "n/a" by your alias, you failed to weigh in by Monday.

Some of you guys are rockin' this thing!

bingin'	4.30%
ringbyspring	0.00%
High Five	n/a
Squishy	1.28%
Lose the Caboose	1.69%
Motivated Mama	1.65%
skinny kate	3.00%
Pavement Princess	2.85%
Krusty	0.56%
yellow polka dot bikini	1.08%
Waisted Away	1.10%
Dimples	2.44%
Bra Fat	1.32%
youdecide2012	2.80%
Flabulous	0.30%
highbunz	1.50%
Thunder Thighs	0.00%
Honey Badger	3.28%
Waddlerump	2.07%
2legit2quit	2.43%
Sugar Baby	1.46%
Mrs. Scarlet	2.19%
McBooty	3.85%
Hollowette	n/a
Sucka Punch	0.00%
Mizenheimer	1.90%
Cheetoh Fingers	n/a
Chunky Monkey	1.20%
185yo	n/a
Blubber Belly	1.80%
N8	0.70%
Flaco Guzman	1.61%
Ranger	n/a

Week 1

If there is an "n/a" next to your alias, you either didn't send me a report (lots are on their spring break this week) or I missed your email somehow. Please let me know if I've made a mistake. You need to email me by MONDAY! If the number is red, you adorable people gained this week. Don't worry, it happens all the time! Just re-commit yourselves.

Bingin', are you sure you're not "purgin'"? Please be safe!

Women
bingin'	3.63%
ringbyspring	0.00%
High Five	0.00%
Squishy	1.28%
Lose the Caboose	2.02%
Motivated Mama	0.99%
skinny kate	1.00%
Pavement Princess	1.40%
Krusty	1.00%
yellow polka dot bikini	n/a
Michelle Obama (M.O.)	0.00%
Dimples	0.68%
Bra Fat	0.66%
Flabulous	0.66%
highbunz	1.60%
Thunder Thighs	n/a
Honey Badger	1.60%
Waddlerump	0.01%
2legit2quit	0.00%
Sugar Baby	1.45%
Mrs. Scarlet	0.92%
McBooty	2.56%
Hollowette	0.61%
Men
Sucka Punch	0.48%
Mizenheimer	n/a
Cheetoh Fingers	0.00%
Chunky Monkey	0.40%
185yo	n/a
Blubber Belly	1.00%
N8	0.00%
Flaco Guzman	0.92%
Ranger	n/a

Spring 2012 Contest

The latest challenge has begun. There's still time to join - but hurry, the later you join the harder it is to catch up.

This contest is different than all the others we've done. Men and women have been separated. Currently, the men have 9 in the group. This means the prize money totals $450! (Come on, guys. We can do better than that!) Allow me to introduce them to you.

Boingo

Sucka Punch

Mizenheimer

Cheetoh Fingers

Chunky Monkey

185yo

Blubber Belly

Flaco Guzman

Ranger

As for the women, there are 24 of us you. Making my the total winnings at $1200!! Here are the aliases that I have so far. Ladies, quit being such slackers and send me your aliases. Otherwise I'll either have to make one up for you (trust me, it won't be nice) or I'll just use your real name (not really!). The AKAs are current substitutes for those that haven't turned them in. If you are in the contest and you don't see your name, please email me. I may have just forgotten what you told me.

Oingo

bingin'

AKA FATTY McGEE

High Five

Squishy

Lose the Caboose

Motivated Mama

skinny kate

Pavement Princess

AKA BUTTAH

yellow polka dot bikini
AKA SAUSAGE FINGERS

Dimples

Bra Fat

Flabulous

AKA TRIPLE CHINS

AKA CANKLE-ICIOUS

Honey Badger

Waddlerump

2legit2quit

Sugar Baby

Mrs. Scarlet

AKA ONE-TOO-MANY ROLLS

Hollowette

Week 12, Final Weigh-in!

We have some major losers in this contest. I'd like to introduce them to you:

Joe's Ho    1.0%
babynurse    1.3%
Minime    10.1%
Skinny Minney    4.5%
Single Lady #2    10.8%
Thumbs Up Johnny    3.0%
will win again    10.0%
Big Bertha    2.8%
piggly wiggly    5.9%
Chubby Bunny    10.9%
Skinnyme    OUT
Butterbaby    2.5%
Flabio    6.5%
Bringin' Sexy Back    10.7%
Hippy Mama    10.0%
Belly Buster    OUT
shrinkingRD    11.5%
Single Lady #1    4.4%
Marathon Mom    0.0%
cameraAdds15    10.7%
Bigest Loser    OUT
Megatron    OUT
The Walrus    11.1%
Clicky Vicky    7.3%
D's to C's    10.1%
Bootylicious    9.1%
lil' mama    10.3%
Flaco Guzman    5.3%
Bubbles    8.7%
Jenny Atkins from South Beach    17.3%!!!
Flabby Fanny    0.3%
no more oreos    7.4%
Waddlerump    3.0%
Victorious Secret    7.3%
Kiwi    11.7%

13 Winners! Congratulations, folks! 

$1750.00 - $87.50 (my fee) = $1662.50

$1662.50/13 winners = $127.88 per winner!

Send me your mailing address if you haven't already done so.

Until next time...

Week 11

Is this thing not over yet?  

It's been "one of those weeks" for me. I'm still not sure what day it is, quite frankly. As for those that say they are "OUT", it is because they've requested it, OR they haven't reported their weight loss for 3+ consecutive weeks.

Joe's Ho    n/a
babynurse    n/a
MiniMe    9.4%
Skinny Minney    OUT
Single Lady #2    11.2%
Thumbs Up Johnny    n/a
will win again    6.7%
Big Bertha    2.2%
piggly wiggly    n/a
Chubby Bunny    8.6%
Skinnyme    OUT
Butterbaby    2.3%
Flabio    6.5%
Bringin' Sexy Back    9.8%
Hippy Mama    6.5%
Belly Buster    OUT
shrinkingRD    10.0%
Single Lady #1    n/a
Marathon Mom    n/a
cameraAdds15    9.1%
Bigest Loser    OUT
Megatron    OUT
The Walrus    10.7%
Clicky Vicky    7.3%
D's to C's    9.3%
Bootylicious    8.6%
lil' mama    7.5%
Flaco Guzman    5.3%
Bubbles    8.7%
Jenny Atkins from South Beach    15.9%
Flabby Fanny    n/a
no more oreos    6.1%
Waddlerump    3.0%
Victorious Secret    7.0%
Kiwi    11.2%

Week 10

If Osama Bin Laden's existence has been the reason for your stress-eating, you'll now be able to find success. Phew!

Several "no-shows" this week... but now we have 3 winners!

Joe's Ho    n/a
babynurse    1.3%
MimiMe    8.5%
Skinny Minney    4.5%
Single Lady #2    6.9%
Thumbs Up Johnny    3.0%
will win again    5.3%
Big Bertha    1.7%
piggly wiggly    5.9%
Chubby Bunny    n/a
Skinnyme    OUT
Butterbaby    2.1%
Flabio    6.5%
Bringin' Sexy Back    7.3%
Hippy Mama    4.9%
Belly Buster    n/a
shrinkingRD    9.4%
Single Lady #1    n/a
Marathon Mom    n/a
cameraAdds15    8.3%
Bigest Loser    n/a
Megatron    n/a
The Walrus    10.5%
Clicky Vicky    7.3%
D's to C's    8.6%
Bootylicious    n/a
lil' mama    5.0%
Flaco Guzman    3.8%
Bubbles    n/a
Jenny Atkins from South Beach    15.4%
Flabby Fanny    0.3%
no more oreos    6.1%
Waddlerump    2.5%
Victorious Secret    n/a
Kiwi    10.1%